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🎙 Angry Alan Podcast – Crypto, Boomers, & The Cost of Avocado Toast Featuring Chris Kline, COO and Co-Founder at Bitcoin IRAIn this episode, Alan welcomes Chris Kline Co-Founder and Chief Revenue Officer of Bitcoin IRA, a crypto entrepreneur with who doesn’t shy away from rants as sharp as Alan’s. The conversation kicks off with Chris’ background in the world of bitcoin and crypto platforms. Alan quickly asks the classic Angry Alan question: “What pisses you off?” From there, the sparks fly.Chris, a proud elder millennial born in 1985, and he starts our episode off by breaking down the infamous “avocado toast myth.” He does the math to prove boomers wrong: skipping coffee and avo toast for 10 years might save you $65K, but it still wouldn’t cover today’s $80K down payment on a $400K average home. Alan half-agrees but pivots into a rant on plummeting reading scores and how kids today lack critical thinking skills.From there, the two tackle everything from:Bitcoin vs. the dollar – trillion-dollar debt, printing, and how crypto platforms make transactions make sense.Future of money – buying lunch with a simple “tap tap tap”, banks creating bitcoin divisions, and global adoption.Generational frustrations – participation trophies, overpriced designer bags, $100K trucks with 15-year loans, and America’s addiction to subscription models.Hollywood to Main Street – Chris shares how contracts and donations are shrinking, why private schools and Hollywood are struggling, and why he believes we’re in a quiet recession.The bigger picture – social media manipulation, mental health concerns for kids, and Chris’ personal philosophy of never taking on business debt.Alan closes the episode by sharing wisdom passed down from his late grandfather, while Chris reflects on his own grandfather’s advice about one-year term limits to stop corruption of government. The episode wraps with a fiery discussion on emotional intelligence, leadership, and what it really means to navigate modern America.If you’ve ever been frustrated by rising costs, broken systems, or just wanted to yell about avocado toast economics—this episode will hit home.

This week, Alan and Texas Tim dive into a rollercoaster of rants and real talk:📞 The crazy lady calls in – wait until you hear what she has to say.👩 Are mothers actually good wives? Alan’s not holding back.🌍 Putin and Trump meet… but no Zelensky? Will the two world leaders blow up at each other?🏕️ California’s homeless population – why do they seem happier than the taxpayers?🌴 San Diego spotlight – golf, tennis, and living the “happy & healthy” life.🍽️ Restaurant disasters – from rude service to crappy food, Alan’s got stories.Get ready for sharp takes, laughs, and a few “did he really just say that?” moments.👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more Angry Alan rants every week!Episode Recap:0:00- Are moms working too hard?4:00 Alan took a trip to LA4:30 The minimum wage is $30 per hour? Is this true?7:00 Trump's meeting coming up12:00 California, Tax rates and the homeless seem pretty happy14:50 The Valet Story, Excuse me it's $7.0018:00 Trump lowering the cost of medication

Alan shares his daughter accidentally donating his $3,000 burial suite. He tackles the Coldplay concert cheating story with Texas Tim. The discussion hits on dating apps, relationship red flags, and narcissists, before shifting to personal updates — no vacation for Tim and Alan’s upcoming LA trip. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Angry Alan App!0:00-1:21 Alan and Tim throwback to the Coldplay concert and are wearing banana hats1:21-5:50 Story time with Angry Alan, Alan has items to donate and asks his daughter to run errands such as taking his suit dry cleaner6:50 Alan talks about his daughter's love for shopping, he shares more about his kids' interests and great taste for fine dining8:00 Alan talks about how challenging relationships are9:00 Alan talks about immediate gratification10:19-12:07 Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus12:09 Dating sites

From waking up at 3 AM to get ahead, to his business origin story, to sharp one-liners like “Nothing pisses me off more…”—this episode packs rants, laughs, and motivation in equal measure.Get ready! This week on Angry Alan – Alan and Texas Tim are joined (via Zoom) by special guest Garrett Goodman, an entrepreneur of How Ya Dough'n pizza shares his pandemic-fueled passion opens up with  his real world personal challenges. From contractor headaches and holding people accountable to outrageous hotel service fails, Garrett doesn’t hold back. He shares his frustration over irresponsible spending, running a hospitality business, and a disastrous stay at the Aria in Vegas—complete with rude front desk staff and a botched room request. The conversation dives into his cruise misadventure, the challenges of going cashless in business, and the surprising reality of traveling abroad with cash.Alan recalls his own Spain cash woes, Texas Tim reminisces about the “old days” of card holds, and Garrett embraces his nickname “the curmudgeon.” The guys also talk sports mismanagement, babysitting employees, and what grit really means—featuring lessons from Alan’s dad and Garrett’s personal drive to never lose.

Alan left his car running for 16 hours overnight — and he’s not happy about it. In this episode, he unleashes a full-on rant about modern car tech and those ridiculous key fobs.Then Texas Tim jumps in to talk Coldplay concert drama (yes, really), drawing from his wild days in HR.From there, things get personal — Tim asks the hard questions, and Alan opens up about his whirlwind summer:☀️ Florida with his son🔥 A hot and miserable Mexico trip⛳ Golfing in California (finally, a win!)Also:🎭 Tim visits Angry Alan a Off-Broadway show in NYC🏠 Alan returns home to no air conditioning👕 Merch shoutout + proceeds benefiting the North Texas Food Bank!A few rants. A few laughs. Welcome back to The Angry Alan Show🛒 Grab Merch & Support North Texas Food Bank🎟️ Catch the Off-Broadway Recap + More:Subscribe and hit the bell so you don’t miss what sets Alan off next.Timecodes:00:00 – 09:00Alan kicks off the show with a fiery rant after accidentally leaving his car running for 16 hours overnight. He blames modern car technology and vents about the absurdity of today’s keyless fobs. "Back in my day, you had to physically turn a key!" — Alan is not holding back.09:00 – 10:00Texas Tim jumps in to share some Coldplay concert drama, drawing on his time working in HR.10:00 – 15:00Things get a little chaotic as the guys bounce around topics.🔥 Segment Theme:Hot takes fly. Listeners will want to weigh in — Whose side are you on: Alan or Tim?15:00 – 16:00The guys veer into travel talk.16:00 – 18:00Tim recalls his trip to NYC to catch Alan’s Off-Broadway Angry Alan Show. Then Alan dives into vacation stories:Florida with his sonA disastrous, sweat-drenched trip to MexicoA redemption trip to California — great golf, great weather, good vibes all around.18:00 – 20:00Alan returns home to no A/C, but he’s still grateful to be back.He shouts out the show’s merch line and promotes North Texas Food Bank, where a portion of merch proceeds are donated.

In this fiery episode of Angry Alan, we’re tackling two of life’s most aggravating realities: the phone brush off and terrible restaurant service.Alan kicks things off with a rant about the phone brush off—we’ve all done it, we’ve all been victims of it. But why is this cold shoulder-by-cell phone now a daily ritual? Alan wants answers—and your feedback. Who brushes you off the most? And is it ever actually justified?Then, Alan dives into a recent dining disaster that left him furious. He shares how a night out with his lady friend and son turned into a nightmare:His son was denied entryThe seating was chaosThe staff? Rude and dismissiveThe rules? Unwritten and absurdAnd yes, he will be back as a return customer. Alan questions whether bad restaurant behavior is just poor service—or part of a larger cultural trend. From restaurant etiquette to unspoken “rules,” nothing is off the table.🔥 Comment below if you’ve been phone-brushed, banned from a booth, or just plain fed up. Alan’s listening… and raging.

Texas Tim is back from Europe—and Alan is fired up. In this wild ride of an episode, Texas Tim reveals he was the Grand Marshal in a lesbian pride trans and pro Palestine "Dikes for Palestine" parade in London (yes, really), and that’s just the warm-up.Tim innocently asks what Alan’s been up to, and the result? Chaos. Alan unloads on the “mansion deficit” (apparently the ultra-rich can’t find luxury rentals—oh no!), shares his thoughts about Robert Kennedy, throws in a hot take on MMR vaccines, and clarifies for the record: “I’m NOT talking about red dye!”The duo dive into deeper waters: Alan passionately speaks about empathy for people with autism, saying it’s mankind’s duty to care for one another. Tim adds his thoughts on mental health and what defines the best choices for society.And then it gets political.Alan calls Donald Trump a low-life criminal, while Tim gives us the European perspective on Trump and how America is seen abroad. Alan doesn’t hold back, calling the U.S. “not just a young country—a stupid one,” citing Vietnam-era memories and a continued spiral of bad leadership.Plus: 📞 “Bobby on the phone” subtitle Moron drops in to talk about King Trump📱 Tim gets a new cellphone and shares his fears about AI🤖 Alan shares his thoughts on AI… and Tim decides not to piss off a robotFrom parade floats to political flamethrowers, this episode is pure Angry Alan.https://angry-alan.com/#angryalan #realtalk #podcast #newpodcastalert

Is Trump Trying to Be King? Angry Alan Sounds the Alarm.In this explosive episode, Angry Alan doesn’t hold back. What starts as a rant turns into a chilling warning: President Donald J. Trump isn’t acting like a president—he’s behaving like a man who wants a throne. Alan breaks down what he sees as a dangerous pattern of overreach, power grabs, and ego-driven decisions that could push the U.S. closer to authoritarianism.He’s not just angry—he’s afraid. Afraid of how fast our institutions are cracking. Afraid that we’re watching democracy unravel in real time.If you’ve ever thought, “This isn’t how it’s supposed to work,” you’re not alone.🔥 Buckle up—this episode might be the most honest, unfiltered one yet.#AngryAlan #TrumpDictator #DemocracyInDanger #PoliticalRant #UnfilteredTruthIt's the office of homeland stupidity

Marriage: it starts with great potential… and often ends in total chaos. In this brutally honest episode, Alan takes on relationships—He dives into celibacy’s, dating, “pay to play,” and how you just can’t f**ing win* when it comes to love.From ages 30 to 70, Alan unpacks the COVID-era relationship breakdowns—especially how lockdowns pushed already-shaky marriages over the edge. He shares what he's learned from both friends and enemies and introduces his infamous “5 plus 5 Plan” for marriage.Can you end a healthy relationship? Should you stay in a toxic one? Why is going back to an ex always a mistake? Alan doesn’t hold back—especially when it comes to loneliness, frustration, and the harsh truths of modern relationships.🔥 Topics Include:Why you should never remarry your exThe emotional toll of staying in the wrong relationshipAlan’s no-BS “5 plus 5” rule for love and sanitySubscribe for more rants, real talk, and relationship therapy… Alan-style.www.angry-alan.com

Alan is angry about religious programming, the absurdity of selling salvation like a late-night infomercial.This is a can't miss episode unloading on The Pope, politics, and the holy mess poor Texas Tim's story of, walking into a church that tells him “We don’t take cash.”Alan shares the time he crossed paths with Jerry Seinfeld, trading thoughts “Don’t live in the misery of everyday life.”Finally, things take a personal turn as Alan opens up about going bald—debating shampoo, aging, and whether this is a hair problem… or just an existential crisis in disguise.Follow the show: https://linktr.ee/realangryalan

Alan's back—and he's armed with a list and zero patience.In this unfiltered episode, we kick things off with a flaming hot take: "There are no thought leaders" (spoiler alert: he’s not wrong). Then it’s wheels up on a turbulent rant about kids on airplanes and why terrible parenting is the real problem.He teases the "Ultimate Grifter" (coming soon 👀), calls out The Free Look for being a scam, and digs into a chaotic wine shipment story featuring the legendary Texas Tim. We wrap with Alan’s final word: "It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on."

Buckle up. This episode is filled with real life ridiculous with Alan wanting a simple tire change and what happens at the car dealership sets the tone for a no-holds-barred episode. From there, he dives into the Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump feud and why it’s the circus America didn’t ask for but totally deserves.Alan doesn't hold back on the ICE raids in California.Raw commentary on Trump and Epstein files, Elon’s overflowing family tree, and a passionate defense of hard-working immigrants and their kids—and you’ve got a wild ride from start to finish.Oh, and don’t miss how to connect with the show and follow the madness online.This one’s raw, real, and unapologetically Angry Alan.

This week, Alan takes a follicle-focused journey into the brutal realities of aging—because one day you're brushing your thick mane, and the next you're Googling "best hats for thinning hair."  Plus, he scrolls through his phone to share some hilarious (and slightly concerning) candid photos of people “in the wild” who remind us all that aging isn’t for the faint of heart.Wrinkles, bald spots, and questionable fashion choices—you’ve been warned.

This episode kicks off with a heartfelt viewer question: What’s the difference between being angry and being bitter—and how do you know which one you are? Our hosts unpack the emotional weight of both and get real about what it means to carry resentment in a world that keeps testing your patience.Then it’s time to spin the Wheel of Wild Rants! 🌀 Each spin unlocks a new, unpredictable topic:🏈 Sports – The overhyped athletes 🔐 Passwords – Why is every login starting to feel like a pop quiz?🧬 Biometrics – Fingerprints, retina scans, face ID—are we safe, or just surrendering privacy one eyeball at a time?🅿️ Parking  📱 Texting – Read receipts, thumbs-up reactions.This one’s a mix of deep dives and sharp laughs. Hit play, raise your hand if you’re tired of remembering your 12th password this week

This week, Alan is fired up over the ridiculous cost of having fun. From Taylor Swift concert tickets that cost more than rent to sporting events that require a small loan just to park, nothing escapes his wrath. Why are we paying $18 for a beer and $400 to sit in the nosebleeds? Have we all lost our minds—or just our money?Whether it’s hidden fees, VIP scams, or $75 t-shirts, Alan’s asking the big question:When did fun become a luxury?Bonus topics: Sororities are Disgusting, Pets are secretly making us miserable, Fake Nice People on Social Media

In this jet-lagged meltdown of a travel episode, Alan rips into everything from airlines and rental car ripoffs to the mystery of how a $600 trip ballooned to $1,600. He shares a chaotic Spain story, vents about tipping in Europe, complains about walking a “zillion miles,” and recounts how he was nearly denied boarding because—you guessed it—you can’t get on a plane while bleeding.Oh—and should you even travel with family? Alan’s got thoughts.Travel may expand your worldview—but it absolutely infuriates Angry Allen.

Welcome to the third episode of the Angry Alan Show Podcast. In this episode, host Alan Topchik is joined by his longtime friend Tim, a born-and-bred Texan, as they embark on a mission to become “Unangry Alan” by unpacking the everyday absurdities that fuel our frustrations. From the myths of Southern hospitality to the impersonal takeover of technology and the tangled world of tipping, Alan and Tim dive headfirst into the little things that make us see red.Topics Covered:Alan’s rant on the myth versus reality of Southern hospitality, from porch pirates to “no soliciting” signsThe decline of authentic mom-and-pop eateries and the rise of canned, franchised comfort foodFrustrations with robots delivering drinks and the confusion of QR-code ordering systemsThe tangled etiquette and fairness of mandatory gratuities, tip pooling, and taxationThe rip-off economics of third-party delivery services like Grubhub and Uber Eats… and more!Tune in to laugh, vent, and maybe even learn a trick or two for navigating modern madness. What everyday frustrations drive you crazy? Share your stories with us and let’s commiserate together. Don’t forget to subscribe to Angry Alan Show—and let’s get unangry together!

Welcome to the latest episode of The Angry Alan Show Podcast. In this episode, host Alan is joined by co-host Tim, and Alan declares he is "exceptionally F***ING ANGRY." Together, they explore the everyday absurdities and systemic frustrations that fuel our rage, exploring whether anger is a necessary tool for survival and if there's any path towards becoming "unangry" in a maddening world.Topics Covered:Navigating intense family frustrations, including issues with an 18-year-old daughter, ex-wives, "family vultures," and the feeling that "it's just not easy."Battling institutional absurdities like HIPAA being used against individuals ("so big institutions could use your own topics of privacy against you"), banks freezing personal accounts ("they locked up my money"), and the convoluted "advocate" processes of insurance companies.The surprising comparison of personal and familial frustrations to the immense pressures faced by the Pope, who, despite trying to love everybody, finds "half the world's mad at him."Exploring anger as a necessary tool for perseverance and self-advocacy, with Alan stating, "You got your anger has to pique their interest" and "You have to love to be angry... to have the perseverance."The communication breakdown between generations, with concerns about kids who "live in a world where they don't talk to other people while they're eating because they're on their device."... and more!Tune in to vent alongside Alan and Tim, and maybe pick up a few strategies for channeling your own righteous anger, or even explore the path to "un-angering." What everyday frustrations are driving YOU to the edge? What f***ing pisses other people off? Share your stories with us. Don't forget to subscribe to The Angry Alan Show, and let's navigate the madness and fight for solutions together.

Welcome to the premier episode of the Angry Alan Podcast. In this episode, host Alan, joined by "polar opposite" friend Texas Tim, embarks on a mission to become "Unangry Alan" by confronting the everyday absurdities that fuel our frustrations.Topics Covered:The infuriating myth of the "unsubscribe" button and the endless cycle of junk email.Navigating the maddening maze of customer service phone calls, from automated menus to elusive supervisors.When technology designed to help (like email and automated texts) just makes things worse.Unpacking corporate tactics that seem designed to wear you down and make you feel unheard.... and more!Tune in to laugh, vent, and maybe even learn a trick or two for navigating modern madness. What everyday frustrations drive YOU crazy? Share your stories with us, subscribe to Angry Alan, and let's get unangry together!