Texas Tim is back from Europe—and Alan is fired up. In this wild ride of an episode, Texas Tim reveals he was the Grand Marshal in a lesbian pride trans and pro Palestine "Dikes for Palestine" parade in London (yes, really), and that’s just the warm-up.Tim innocently asks what Alan’s been up to, and the result? Chaos. Alan unloads on the “mansion deficit” (apparently the ultra-rich can’t find luxury rentals—oh no!), shares his thoughts about Robert Kennedy, throws in a hot take on MMR vaccines, and clarifies for the record: “I’m NOT talking about red dye!”The duo dive into deeper waters: Alan passionately speaks about empathy for people with autism, saying it’s mankind’s duty to care for one another. Tim adds his thoughts on mental health and what defines the best choices for society.And then it gets political.Alan calls Donald Trump a low-life criminal, while Tim gives us the European perspective on Trump and how America is seen abroad. Alan doesn’t hold back, calling the U.S. “not just a young country—a stupid one,” citing Vietnam-era memories and a continued spiral of bad leadership.Plus: 📞 “Bobby on the phone” subtitle Moron drops in to talk about King Trump📱 Tim gets a new cellphone and shares his fears about AI🤖 Alan shares his thoughts on AI… and Tim decides not to piss off a robotFrom parade floats to political flamethrowers, this episode is pure Angry Alan.https://angry-alan.com/#angryalan #realtalk #podcast #newpodcastalert

Is Trump Trying to Be King? Angry Alan Sounds the Alarm.In this explosive episode, Angry Alan doesn’t hold back. What starts as a rant turns into a chilling warning: President Donald J. Trump isn’t acting like a president—he’s behaving like a man who wants a throne. Alan breaks down what he sees as a dangerous pattern of overreach, power grabs, and ego-driven decisions that could push the U.S. closer to authoritarianism.He’s not just angry—he’s afraid. Afraid of how fast our institutions are cracking. Afraid that we’re watching democracy unravel in real time.If you’ve ever thought, “This isn’t how it’s supposed to work,” you’re not alone.🔥 Buckle up—this episode might be the most honest, unfiltered one yet.#AngryAlan #TrumpDictator #DemocracyInDanger #PoliticalRant #UnfilteredTruthIt's the office of homeland stupidity

Marriage: it starts with great potential… and often ends in total chaos. In this brutally honest episode, Alan takes on relationships—He dives into celibacy’s, dating, “pay to play,” and how you just can’t f**ing win* when it comes to love.From ages 30 to 70, Alan unpacks the COVID-era relationship breakdowns—especially how lockdowns pushed already-shaky marriages over the edge. He shares what he's learned from both friends and enemies and introduces his infamous “5 plus 5 Plan” for marriage.Can you end a healthy relationship? Should you stay in a toxic one? Why is going back to an ex always a mistake? Alan doesn’t hold back—especially when it comes to loneliness, frustration, and the harsh truths of modern relationships.🔥 Topics Include:Why you should never remarry your exThe emotional toll of staying in the wrong relationshipAlan’s no-BS “5 plus 5” rule for love and sanitySubscribe for more rants, real talk, and relationship therapy… Alan-style.www.angry-alan.com

Alan is angry about religious programming, the absurdity of selling salvation like a late-night infomercial.This is a can't miss episode unloading on The Pope, politics, and the holy mess poor Texas Tim's story of, walking into a church that tells him “We don’t take cash.”Alan shares the time he crossed paths with Jerry Seinfeld, trading thoughts “Don’t live in the misery of everyday life.”Finally, things take a personal turn as Alan opens up about going bald—debating shampoo, aging, and whether this is a hair problem… or just an existential crisis in disguise.Follow the show: https://linktr.ee/realangryalan

Alan's back—and he's armed with a list and zero patience.In this unfiltered episode, we kick things off with a flaming hot take: "There are no thought leaders" (spoiler alert: he’s not wrong). Then it’s wheels up on a turbulent rant about kids on airplanes and why terrible parenting is the real problem.He teases the "Ultimate Grifter" (coming soon 👀), calls out The Free Look for being a scam, and digs into a chaotic wine shipment story featuring the legendary Texas Tim. We wrap with Alan’s final word: "It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on."