🎙 Angry Alan Podcast – Crypto, Boomers, & The Cost of Avocado Toast Featuring Chris Kline, COO and Co-Founder at Bitcoin IRAIn this episode, Alan welcomes Chris Kline Co-Founder and Chief Revenue Officer of Bitcoin IRA, a crypto entrepreneur with who doesn’t shy away from rants as sharp as Alan’s. The conversation kicks off with Chris’ background in the world of bitcoin and crypto platforms. Alan quickly asks the classic Angry Alan question: “What pisses you off?” From there, the sparks fly.Chris, a proud elder millennial born in 1985, and he starts our episode off by breaking down the infamous “avocado toast myth.” He does the math to prove boomers wrong: skipping coffee and avo toast for 10 years might save you $65K, but it still wouldn’t cover today’s $80K down payment on a $400K average home. Alan half-agrees but pivots into a rant on plummeting reading scores and how kids today lack critical thinking skills.From there, the two tackle everything from:Bitcoin vs. the dollar – trillion-dollar debt, printing, and how crypto platforms make transactions make sense.Future of money – buying lunch with a simple “tap tap tap”, banks creating bitcoin divisions, and global adoption.Generational frustrations – participation trophies, overpriced designer bags, $100K trucks with 15-year loans, and America’s addiction to subscription models.Hollywood to Main Street – Chris shares how contracts and donations are shrinking, why private schools and Hollywood are struggling, and why he believes we’re in a quiet recession.The bigger picture – social media manipulation, mental health concerns for kids, and Chris’ personal philosophy of never taking on business debt.Alan closes the episode by sharing wisdom passed down from his late grandfather, while Chris reflects on his own grandfather’s advice about one-year term limits to stop corruption of government. The episode wraps with a fiery discussion on emotional intelligence, leadership, and what it really means to navigate modern America.If you’ve ever been frustrated by rising costs, broken systems, or just wanted to yell about avocado toast economics—this episode will hit home.

This week, Alan and Texas Tim dive into a rollercoaster of rants and real talk:📞 The crazy lady calls in – wait until you hear what she has to say.👩 Are mothers actually good wives? Alan’s not holding back.🌍 Putin and Trump meet… but no Zelensky? Will the two world leaders blow up at each other?🏕️ California’s homeless population – why do they seem happier than the taxpayers?🌴 San Diego spotlight – golf, tennis, and living the “happy & healthy” life.🍽️ Restaurant disasters – from rude service to crappy food, Alan’s got stories.Get ready for sharp takes, laughs, and a few “did he really just say that?” moments.👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more Angry Alan rants every week!Episode Recap:0:00- Are moms working too hard?4:00 Alan took a trip to LA4:30 The minimum wage is $30 per hour? Is this true?7:00 Trump's meeting coming up12:00 California, Tax rates and the homeless seem pretty happy14:50 The Valet Story, Excuse me it's $7.0018:00 Trump lowering the cost of medication

Alan shares his daughter accidentally donating his $3,000 burial suite. He tackles the Coldplay concert cheating story with Texas Tim. The discussion hits on dating apps, relationship red flags, and narcissists, before shifting to personal updates — no vacation for Tim and Alan’s upcoming LA trip. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Angry Alan App!0:00-1:21 Alan and Tim throwback to the Coldplay concert and are wearing banana hats1:21-5:50 Story time with Angry Alan, Alan has items to donate and asks his daughter to run errands such as taking his suit dry cleaner6:50 Alan talks about his daughter's love for shopping, he shares more about his kids' interests and great taste for fine dining8:00 Alan talks about how challenging relationships are9:00 Alan talks about immediate gratification10:19-12:07 Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus12:09 Dating sites

From waking up at 3 AM to get ahead, to his business origin story, to sharp one-liners like “Nothing pisses me off more…”—this episode packs rants, laughs, and motivation in equal measure.Get ready! This week on Angry Alan – Alan and Texas Tim are joined (via Zoom) by special guest Garrett Goodman, an entrepreneur of How Ya Dough'n pizza shares his pandemic-fueled passion opens up with  his real world personal challenges. From contractor headaches and holding people accountable to outrageous hotel service fails, Garrett doesn’t hold back. He shares his frustration over irresponsible spending, running a hospitality business, and a disastrous stay at the Aria in Vegas—complete with rude front desk staff and a botched room request. The conversation dives into his cruise misadventure, the challenges of going cashless in business, and the surprising reality of traveling abroad with cash.Alan recalls his own Spain cash woes, Texas Tim reminisces about the “old days” of card holds, and Garrett embraces his nickname “the curmudgeon.” The guys also talk sports mismanagement, babysitting employees, and what grit really means—featuring lessons from Alan’s dad and Garrett’s personal drive to never lose.

Alan left his car running for 16 hours overnight — and he’s not happy about it. In this episode, he unleashes a full-on rant about modern car tech and those ridiculous key fobs.Then Texas Tim jumps in to talk Coldplay concert drama (yes, really), drawing from his wild days in HR.From there, things get personal — Tim asks the hard questions, and Alan opens up about his whirlwind summer:☀️ Florida with his son🔥 A hot and miserable Mexico trip⛳ Golfing in California (finally, a win!)Also:🎭 Tim visits Angry Alan a Off-Broadway show in NYC🏠 Alan returns home to no air conditioning👕 Merch shoutout + proceeds benefiting the North Texas Food Bank!A few rants. A few laughs. Welcome back to The Angry Alan Show🛒 Grab Merch & Support North Texas Food Bank🎟️ Catch the Off-Broadway Recap + More:Subscribe and hit the bell so you don’t miss what sets Alan off next.Timecodes:00:00 – 09:00Alan kicks off the show with a fiery rant after accidentally leaving his car running for 16 hours overnight. He blames modern car technology and vents about the absurdity of today’s keyless fobs. "Back in my day, you had to physically turn a key!" — Alan is not holding back.09:00 – 10:00Texas Tim jumps in to share some Coldplay concert drama, drawing on his time working in HR.10:00 – 15:00Things get a little chaotic as the guys bounce around topics.🔥 Segment Theme:Hot takes fly. Listeners will want to weigh in — Whose side are you on: Alan or Tim?15:00 – 16:00The guys veer into travel talk.16:00 – 18:00Tim recalls his trip to NYC to catch Alan’s Off-Broadway Angry Alan Show. Then Alan dives into vacation stories:Florida with his sonA disastrous, sweat-drenched trip to MexicoA redemption trip to California — great golf, great weather, good vibes all around.18:00 – 20:00Alan returns home to no A/C, but he’s still grateful to be back.He shouts out the show’s merch line and promotes North Texas Food Bank, where a portion of merch proceeds are donated.